While riding in the car.....
Me: I'm not sure if I like my new phone. The keys are just so little! I have smaller hands than most people, but I keep hitting the wrong ones by mistake.
Ben: Yeah, but you didn't grow up in the generation where you've been texting for your whole life. Some 12 year old would have no problem with those keys.
Me: Seriously, what 12 year old has a Blackberry?!?!
Ben: You'd be surprised....
Me: Well, our kids won't. No Blackberries for our girls! Unless, of course, Blackberries are the only phones they make by the time our kids turn 12....
Bryn (from the backseat) (crying): But the girls love blackberries! We want blackberries!
Bryn: But, Daddy, they're yummy. Your girls want blackberries!
Me: Oh, the fruit.... Yes, Bryn, you can have that.